NASA finds message from God on Mars (Is this true?)

Is this real? I have no clue. I wonder why they did not print a picture of the tablets, obviously the Rover can and does take pictures. What would be their reason to release this if it is false? Anyone who has any idea’s or thoughts on this please share…thanks and Yah bless all.

 

THE DAILY CURRANT

 

NASA announced that its Curiosity Rover has found an unambiguous message from God written on tablets in a Martian cave.

According to an official press release two giant stone slabs the size of small elephants were located deep inside a cavern abutting Aeolis Mons, a large mountain.

Upon one tablet is a copy of the Ten Commandments and the text of John 3:16 written in 12 languages – including English, Spanish, Chinese, Basque and Hebrew. On the other tablet is a simple message in English reading “I am real.

According to top scientists who have studied the discovery extensively, these findings may have definitively established Christianity as the one true religion.

“This is amazing,” says Syms Covington, an Australian researcher working for NASA’s Mars Exploration Program. “We went into the cave looking for water, and we found proof of God’s existence instead.

“I mean how else did those tablets get there? I can tell you one thing: there’s not a single atheist inside NASA’s control room now. What we saw was jaw-dropping.”

Genesis 1:1
NASA’s Curiosity rover arrived on Mars in August of last year with a mission to explore the Martian climate and geology for signs for habitability.

Thus far the mission has been a success, with the discovery of an ancient seabed and chemicals needed for life suggesting that Mars was once suitable for life.

However the tablets, both of which are signed “Peace and Love – Yahweh,” represent the rover’s most significant find to date, and is perhaps the most important scientific event in history.

“When people find out about this, they will demand change in our society,” explains a political scientist at Georgetown University. “Democracy will have to give way to theocracy. We’re gonna have to build more churches and reintroduce prayer into schools. Abortion is defiantly going to be illegal within a few months.”

Despite its potential significance, Covington fears that the Earth-shattering discovery may not make the impact it should.

“Unfortunately, the mainstream media is so anti-Christian, they might not even pick up this story,” he explains. “But God is real. We have proof. And everyone deserves to hear the truth.”

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5 comments on “NASA finds message from God on Mars (Is this true?)

    • I just posted a retraction with a link to the story and how it became mistaken as truth. The Daily Planet, is what the link says it is called, is an online paper that only does satire on things that COULD be true but aren’t. Sort of like the Onion does. I hate those sites because while some of the stuff is amusing too many times this is exactly what happens. Sorry for the mistake but I kind of suspected something was not right with it. God bless sister.

  1. WELL, NASA *******DID******* GET A MESSAGE FROM ALMIGHTY-GOD HIMSELF, And THE LORD JESUS CHRIST OF NAZARETH IN ISRAEL, With GOD, THE HOLY SPIRIT: Via GOD’S SON, SERVANT & PROPHET
    **************BR. EFRAIN RODRIGUEZ************** ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

    AND THEY HAVE, THROUGH THE PRESENT SHOCH-FULL-******FREEMASONIC****** FAKE-POSER-PRESIDENT *************OBAMA************* ADMINISTRATION, REJECTED GOD’S MESSAGE AND CALLED HIS SON, SERVANT & PROPHET–BR. EFRAIN RODRIGUEZ–

    A ************ “FRAUD” ************ ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

    “THE LORD OUR GOD (THE LORD JESUS CHRIST OF NAZARETH IN ISRAEL) . . . COMMANDED . . . SAYING . . . TOUCH NOT MINE ANOINTED (HEBREW PEOPLE), AND DO MY PROPHETS (ala BR.-/-PROPHET EFRAIN RODRIGUEZ) NO (SPIRITUAL, PSYCHOLOGICAL, MENTAL, EMOTIONAL, PHYSICAL &-OR SOCIAL) HARM.”–I CHRONICLES 16:14-22

    -AND-

    “HE (ALMIGHTY GOD THE FATHER, SON & HOLY GHOST) SUFFERED NO MAN TO DO THEM (HIS ANOINTED & HOLY HEBREW PEOPLE) WRONG: YEA HE (GOD) REPROVED KINGS (PRINCES, PRIME MINISTERS, PRESIDENTS & ETC.) FOR THEIR SAKES;

    SAYING, TOUCH NOT MINE ANOINTED, AND DO MY PROPHETS (ala BR. EFRAIN RODRIGUEZ) *******NO HARM*******.”–PSALM 105:14-15

    Truthfully, Honestly, Sincerely Yours And Faithfully Recorded & Submitted,

    Tony Cisneros
    2011 (& Possible 2015) Candidate For City Treasurer,
    City Of Chicago,
    State Of Illinois,
    United States Of America.

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